gameofthronesdaily:

"When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. When your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child. Then he will return, and not before."

n30nnights:

thephoenicianrealm:

n30nnights:

thephoenicianrealm:

Finishing the Citadel DLC again was such a bad idea

I had so much fun playing it, but now I just feel hollow and like I don’t belong here

cheer up, friend. at least you’ll never end your interstellar journeys like this guy.

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voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain